“An adult deer was found intact inside a huge Burmese python Thursday, after the snake was captured and killed in the Everglades.
Contractors for the South Florida Water Management District encountered the python on a tree island in western Miami-Dade County, according to the district. It was killed with a shotgun blast.”
I hear deer meat is real tasty.
Can you imagine being that stupid deer? Walking along, just trying to get something to eat and the next thing you know, you’re spending the next thousand years being slowly digested. Look folks, I’m not sure how to tell you this, but if a 16 ft python is eating a deer....you know it’s eaten a stupid, drunk human that wandered a little too close to it’s tree.
(Ok. Maybe the snake in that article didn’t eat the human,
only probably cause it was pressed for time. But did you
take note where it happened? Two words: Florida.)
And how fucking stuffed is that python got to feel after that meal? You know how you feel after snarking down all that delicious Thanksgiving Day food. But, a full size deer? No wonder that snake got himself dead. He probably was still on some sort of deer fueled tryptophan high when....WHAM!!! He’s back tempting Eve with an apple.
Speaking of Thanksgiving, I fucking love stuffing!