On a semi-related note, as usual, I threatened the boys up and down that I wasn’t taking either one of them to the bathroom in the middle of the movie. I started the lecture before we left the house and continued it in the car ride to the theater. I told them they had to take care of business before the movie started, or they were just gonna have to pee themselves, cause I wasn’t getting up.
To make things a bit more challenging, I bought the super sized coke for the three of us (so what if it was 9:40 in the morning! you can’t go to the movies and not have popcorn and a soda, amiright?) to share. Jakob took the soda off the counter and I warned him again. “Don’t drink too much. I’m telling you…”