Friday, April 27, 2012


Let me first start off by saying, this isn’t the movie review I’ve been promising for almost three weeks now.  Oh, I’m still “working” on that one.  Meaning, it’s floating around in my head somewhere.  I just haven’t had the chance to put the words to computer yet.  I was going to, though. I swear.  You’d be reading about GREEN LANTERN right now, if it weren’t for the travesty of a movie called SOMETHING BORROWED.

Thursday, April 26, 2012

Take My Advice: Do Not Go on a Long Car Trip With Your Kids”

Today’s post: “Take My Advice: Do Not Go on a Long Car Trip With Your Kids” is over at  But, I am NOT gonna let you leave here empty handed.  No siree!!!  I have some lovely parting gifts for you.  Katy, tell them what they’re taking with them:
Why, sure, Jesse:  “One of the best things to do with your kids is to take a car ride. And by “best,” I mean “most painful.” Whether it’s a short trip to the food store or a thousand mile drive to some vacation destination, driving with your kids can drive you nuts!”
Don’t forget to come back next week, when I’ll be talking about…ummm, errr…I don’t know yet.  And don’t wait til next week, either.  Check back tomorrow.  Until, then, I remain:  “hit this link

Tuesday, April 24, 2012

7 Words or Less: Fred 2: Night of the Living Fred


I'm embarrassed to admit.  I laughed.  Alot.

7 Words or Less: Mission Impossible: Ghost Protocol


No nutritional value. One helluva ride, thou!

Friday, April 20, 2012

Photo Essay: Gated Entrance

There’s a really cool, creepy place where I live in beautiful downtown Ben Salom.  It doesn’t have a name per se, but, a cool, creepy place nonetheless...

Thursday, April 19, 2012

Rolling Mist

Is it rolling in,
or moving out?
Is the darkness creeping in,
or the light pushing out?

Wednesday, April 18, 2012

Planet of the Jakes: Chicken Patties. PT2

Part one of “Planet of the Jakes:  Chicken patties” can be found here.  You may want to do yourself the solid and read it if you haven’t already.  And I’ll know if you haven’t!!!!
On with the show.  This is it:

Monday, April 16, 2012

The 11th Commandment: Thou Shall Not Touch Thy Neighbor’s Smartphone

Today’s post: “The 11th Commandment: Thou Shall Not Touch Thy Neighbor’s Smartphone” is over at  Now, I know you’re excited, but before you start clicking randomly away at links, why don’t you see what you’re in for, first?

“I know. I know. What’s the big deal, right? It’s just a phone, isn't it? No way! It’s not just a phone. It’s your life! It’s the Pandora’s box to your life! Phones today are full of your sensitive, personal information. It’s got constant access to your Facebook and Twitter accounts. Not to mention your contacts, email accounts, browser bookmarks and history, your music, your pictures, everything! And if you have cloud computing? There’s access to your home computer too!”

See?  Now you’re prepared to click the link

What are you waiting for! Click it!!!!

Thursday, April 12, 2012

Photo Essay: Ones

Look.  I admit, there’s something wrong with me. Stupid shit bugs me.  Not to the extent where I’m at the front door in my boxers screaming at the neighborhood kids to get the hell off my lawn.  I’m not that bad.  At least not yet.  Just…do me a solid, don’t ask my kids.

No.  I’m more talking about stuff like this:

Tuesday, April 10, 2012

Planet of the Jakes: Chicken Patties. Pt. 1

I don’t know if I ever told you guys this, but Jakob is a picky eater.  Seriously.  He is.  What foods he likes literally changes day to day, moment to moment.  As a family, we “joke” about it a lot, but it’s flippin frustrating at times.  Like when I was going through his school bag one day and the brown paper bag that housed his lunch the night prior was still there in his book bag.  I didn’t think much about it at the time.  I just tossed the crumpled up lunch bag into the trash.

Saturday, April 7, 2012

Weekend Special: Kid Zones Really Creep Me Out!!!

Just for you.  And only you…I’ve got a bonus post over at  It’s called:  “Kid Zones Really Creep Me Out”.  Here’s what you can expect, right before you click that link:

““Kid zones? What’s a kid zone?” Is that what you’re wondering? C’mon! You know what they are; you’ve been there. It’s those little areas at fast food restaurants for kids to play in. Or even worse, the places that market themselves as full-time kid zones. You know the places I’m talking about. The ones where you can have your kid’s birthday party? One of the places, in particular, has a “hip” rodent as its mascot. And I’m not talking Mickey, either.”

So, before you head out this weekend, why don’t you click this here link.  Then it’ll be fine for you to go about your business…

Friday, April 6, 2012

7 Words or Less: Abduction


Not my pick!  Regardless, finely acted. #sarcasm

Thursday, April 5, 2012

Meal Planning Around Picky Eaters

Today’s post is over at  It’s called:  “Meal Planning Around PickyEaters”.  Here’s the tease:

“Dinner used to be so much easier when my kids were little. I’d just make some food, put it in front of them, and they’d eat it. But as my kids have gotten older, they’ve gotten pickier. Isn’t it supposed to be the other way around? 

Kids and their opinions, likes and dislikes. How does a kid who’s been on the planet for like 5 seconds even know what he likes? I don’t know. But with five different personalities in my house, myself included, it’s almost impossible to come up with meal ideas that everyone likes.”

So?  Like what you see?  Of course you do.  What don’t you hit this link and read the rest?  Actually, you better.  Cause there’s a pop quiz afterward…

Tuesday, April 3, 2012

Thank God For...Krispy Kreme

About a decade ago, a few Krispy Kreme stores opened up in my area.  If there’s a place that’s on God’s dessert stop, it’s Krispy Kreme.  I don’t know what those Krispy Kreme people put in those donuts; double MSG, Meth or what…I don’t know.  But, GD!!!  They were the best flippin donuts. EVAR!!!!  I shit you not!
                                                          " far is heaven?"