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Stark is totally based off of me (minus the genius,
billionaire, playboy, philanthropist part*).
*editor’s note 1: It’s
still 7 words or less! What’s in the
parenthesis doesn’t count!
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editor's note 2: because I'm all about the value of a dollar, here's two more that didn't quite make the cut:
The most fun you’ll have with your eyes open.
Most “clean” fun you’ll have in a theater.
I should have known you would catch this in the first weekend! We tried, but all showings were sold out! Now, I am green with envy!!!
ReplyDeletei know, right? for me to catch a movie in the theater AND opening weekend!?!? that's saying something!
Deletemeh...the movie was alright. you didn't miss much. #sarcasm